The Manchester United Thread: That's It. That's the Joke (Part 1)

Watching Pogba pretending to defend. He is useless in this team

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FIFY! :face_with_monocle:

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DAZN coverage of Beglin and Drury are absolutely taking the piss out of United here. “The Great, the Great Manchester United” LOL :joy::joy::joy:

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Oof, easy there spuds man ffs. I’m loving this but also worried that this is gonna send Olé to the Biffa.

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As much as I’m enjoying the show, it’s tainted by the fact that it’s Spurs doing it to them.
Purely personal.
Reds v Spuds used to be my favourite games of the season… No real pressure/stress to win (a La Mancs n Bitters) and always a good game - also White Hart Lane was easily my favourite away ground.
Just recently though, with a massive assist from that fat cunt John Moss, I’ve grown to really dislike them.
… And that rat Lamela can fuck right off and all.
Just for today though… COYFS!!!

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Ole’s reaction to this is bizarre. I get blowing up can be counter productive, but he’s just smiling this off.

I half expect him to try and pull from the Fergie “what should I do in this situation” playbook and grab his players and make them go to the fans to applaud them to thank them for sticking through such a bad performance.

But there are no fans!

Ole will be sacked this week. Put your house on it.

Pogba plays exactly that Sunday league player who constantly tells everyone he had trials at Liverpool.

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I’m still scratching my head with how he reacted after the match. He smiled and congratulated their and his own players but went straight to the refs to complain about the red as if the red card played anything in the match at all. Wasn’t it already over by then?

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Patrick Evra down in the dumps. Saying people need slapping.

I love this game.

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What did i miss?

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:rofl:

I thought about snipping this one.

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West Ham upset Leicester. Oh, and…Erik Lamela shouldn’t enter MMA.

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Weekly reminder we spent £120 million on our defense the summer before this one.

Pfft.

The blue side of town has spent 3.33 times that.

OMG First United signs Cavani as their “big transfer” of the window then they get EMBARRASSED 6-1 by Tottenham!! What a COMEDY of errors!! Watching this trainwreck of a team is Simply Delightful!! LOL :smile:

The Liege-Bastogne-Liege finish was fecking epic.

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Can you imagine the MELTDOWN in Manc-land if they FAIL to sign Sancho after all these debacles??

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God I friggin love this United team. It’s like they are trying to design the perfect car By throwing a Veyron engine into a Hilux chassis without understanding the underlying purpose for the car.

It would be amusing if they were middle-of-the-road spenders but it’s fucking hilarious when they are the biggest or close to the biggest spenders in the league. And to think the majority of their fans still think the issue is the owners not releasing the funds… :partying_face:

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