The Manchester United Thread: That's It. That's the Joke (Part 1)

Lower than tits on a worm.

I like Goldbridge. He helps me express my thoughts more articulately.

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Just saw Maguire’s second yellow. Fucking hell, how anybody can rate him is beyond me. What a disaster of a CB.

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The only thing comparably shite were Sarr’s two horrendous penalties. That said, Sarr was able to make amends, Harry went to the shower. :sweat_smile:

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Literally laughing out loud. :joy: Cackling, more like.

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He wouldn’t even be fifth choice here. Nat is a better player than he is.

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That is him making amends

He’s absolutely useless.

Excellent. Watford v United is game of the day on Sky.

And I still have loads of beer in the fridge.

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They should have made a move for Gerrard. He is a club legend after all, just not their club :slight_smile:

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Really worried this might spell the end for him.

I’ll be gutted if they sack him, but then who will they be able to replace him with? There’s not too many options available to them.

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No no no…please let him.stay…it’s fun.

This is the positive, couldn’t give a shit about him to be honest.

Nor do I, I want him to stay in the job for our entertainment.

If they keep him, they have to replace his coaching staff, they appear to have no clue either.

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wait a minute…

he has coaching staff???

There’s a couple of frauds on the coaching staff, who’ve been conning a living out of that club for years.

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Oh yeh, him as well.

There is the bloke who looks like Phil Neville that was confusing when I first saw him.

Just watched the highlights, and I feel sadness. That was just too dire. It must surely be the end. Watford could have won that 7-1, easily.

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