The Manchester United Thread: That's It. That's the Joke (Part 1)

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Well this guy was up for it…

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Yeah. A whole lot of shite, in capable of doing anything useful.

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They could spend lots of money on getting Michael Edwards, however in what world would he do what they did last summer.

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Keane called it right yesterday, something doesn’t add up regarding his ‘hip injury’. In my opinion, Ronaldo bottled it and faked the injury, because he knew Utd were likely to get mauled by City and his ‘ego’ couldn’t take another one. He’s hardly ever injured, yet suddenly, he’s not available for a massive game like the Manchester derby. I’m not having it.

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It does stink to high heaven, and of any player in the world, I reckon his ego is big enough to make this a distinct possibility.

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To add to the above…I have watched so much Goldbridge that he constantly pops up in my YT suggestions… :face_with_hand_over_mouth:

Anyways…towards the end of last week it was all about Ronaldo being dropped - little birdies were talking apparently - and then all of a sudden he is out with an injury.

Whatever has happened…they’re really a bit shit, aren’t they?

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The dead to me look by keane.

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To those of your who haven’t watched this yet…from 2.30…I implore you…watch it. You will not be disappointed.

Bag of shit! Absolute bag of shit!!!

It’s like someone shit in the pool and everyone’s jumped out!

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What sorta shit captain sends Mctom up to face the media after the disaster ?

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The Athletic UK on Twitter: “Cristiano Ronaldo flew to Portugal after it became clear he would not be playing for #MUFC against #MCFC. On Friday the forward reported a recurrence of a hip flexor problem and took a flight to his homeland before Sunday’s 4-1 defeat. :memo: @lauriewhitwell @David_Ornstein” / Twitter

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Deluded…
Me thinks…

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three years too late for Rashford. Man Utd broke him.

Maybe Newcastle will take a punt on him

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Have we ever been as shit as this ? We’ve had worse players for sure , especially during the Hodgson era. But the effort as a group wasn’t lacking and the intent was always there.

This group of divas don’t even seem to give a fuck.

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As well as your wet dreams.

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I told you not to tell anyone about the three of us!!!

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Ive been motivated too by @SBYM to start watching the best goldbridge moments of every match as well.

Its an addiction. Still watch his reactions during the 5-0 win

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There was a clip last week of Goldbridge talking about the criticism we get for the offside system we employ.