Congratulations. That’s the first time those two words have ever appeared in the same sentence.
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I feel dirty.
That 5-0 clip is amazing.
The starting full of hope… And then the steady deflation and changes of the states of mind…
Optimism… Pissed off…anger…even more anger…resignation…
Damn
Shirt sale and instagram followers are more important than winning.
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$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
Ultimately, that’s what it’s all about.
The internet never forgets.
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Well they’re both defenders…
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Both got dark hair…
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Come on be fair…
They both have names and speak English*
*though that’s questionable on Maguire.
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One oozes charisma…the other…well…
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Well you could say both are human but that’s obviously not right as one closely resembles a kitchen appliance.
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There was a period of time when Harry Maguire was comparable in ability to Van Dijk, but then Virgil recovered from his ACL.
Still think Virgil might have been a bit quicker over ten yards though.
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Even with his damaged ACL and on crutches…Virg would have Slappy…
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Not entirely correct.
One is a defender, the other is a bumbling comic in defence.
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The Flying Pig bloke is my favorite thing in the world when United lose.
Also, I want to have 3 breathe-rite strips holding my nostrils open and have that Alice bird sit on my face.
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She’ll most likely fart.
Traffic cone
The Flying Pig from the clip above…
First Cheater goal - “Slabby has the pace of a fridge”
Second Cheater goal - “McGuire lets it go through his legs and turns around to look… Its like he is twerking for them”
The guy is really funny when he explodes with these sayings… 
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I just watched it now. I was literally crying with laughter. 
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