The Manchester United Thread: That's It. That's the Joke (Part 1)

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I don’t blame them at all. Stones sink.

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@PeachesEnRegalia

Alice wants to know why you never called her back.

She says you’re a cunt.

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Fair play. Didn’t take her long to figure that out.

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This guy does tweet some garbage

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Please let them spunk 100 mil on Rice please.

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Total commitment (to himself).

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Gary Neville on Monday Night Football saying he doesn’t know how a team that finished 2nd last season has played so bad this year :rofl:

Putting aside the fortuitous circumstances of other teams that led to their 2nd place, it beggars belief that these (highly paid) pundits can’t put two and two together with this season’s new rules of letting the game flow with Penandes and co achieving an absurd rate of pens and freekick decisions in the last few years that Whiskey nose himself had to be in his pomp to get.

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Or that they were rubbish anyway and it was the other teams around them not being very good for whatever reasons they had?

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Obviously it’s because they sacked Ole. Get him back in on a 10 year contract from this summer instead of ten Hag. Simple.

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Found this on the BBC Gosip page

The market value for Manchester United and England forward Marcus Rashford, who is linked with moves to Arsenal and Newcastle , has fallen by £90m since the start of 2021. (Express)

So Rashford will be available for free in the summer?

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For -£80m

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So they would pay someone £80M to take Rashford?

Sounds like a fair deal I think

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So long as the £80m isn’t Slabhead.

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£80m and Slabhead shouldn’t be in the same sentence but sadly it is. It was all down to Manure, so…

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How much did they value him at?

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Nah, he’s also minus value

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Think the city thread should be merged with this one after last nights perfomance :rofl:

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The ManShitnited thread? :rofl:

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interim boss Ralf Rangnick has confirmed, but captain Harry Maguire will be available: "Harry is back in training. He trained the whole week since the second day after the Brentford game so he will be available for tomorrow and part of the group.

Great news for Brighton if Slabhead is back in the team

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When they finish this game they will have one last game.

Meanwhile we will be a few hours away from starting 57th game with a further 5 after that to play.

Wouldn’t change it

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