The Manchester United Thread: That's It. That's the Joke (Part 1)

Get this guy in the Prem…

He can headbutt Bruno the next time Chompers starts crying like my two-year old when I say no more Paw Patrol.

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He certainly does look like he could rip a few heads off, no bad thing imo given what abuse and intimidation does get thrown around. Sadly, he’ll be the one punished for being called insert disgusting abuse here and reacting to it while the player, shrinking violet that he is, gets a cuddle.

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Sadly he won’t probably ref again at that level.

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Not over until the fat lady sings.

Dude…

It’s over.

Let go…

Or don’t…tis funny this way.

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Curtis Jones at 19 vs Bruno Fernandes at 19.

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@Scott.Jones

Bossing this thread atm, knackers.

Keep 'em coming.

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Fuckers beating Newcasle.

What a colossally shite weekend.

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9 point ahead of us, it might as well be 90.

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Hopefully they win fuck all again.

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where’s that United diving video again? I cant find it and I need it.

please help.

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You mean the ole one at the start of this thread?

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Where’s the pic of them winning the league in January.

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No, there was one somewhere which was a compilation of United dives. Specials from Pogba, Fernandes and a particularly special one from Martial I think it was.

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Ah, dive. Sorry, misread as drive. Doh

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Lovely draw.

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Least it’s a proper team.

Sorry I forgot, they aren’t Man City.

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Mbappe: Nope, still no idea who this Rashford person is!

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