The Random Football Debate Thread

No need for sharks, just fill the moat with ‘Mersey Brown Trout’…
Would take an awfully brave soul to wade through them :0)

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Only if they’ve sweetcorn eyes

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https://twitter.com/ODDSbible/status/1529032148543578112

Video footage (from one of the replies).

Likely match fixing. Team dissolved after the match and relegation.
https://twitter.com/danmillwall1885/status/1529055649644126208

WTAF?

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This is tremendous. Love the bit when suddenly the goalie enters the picture. Carnage.

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Every single one of them should get kicked off the pitch

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Second one very nearly results in a goal I think it’s quite sound.

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The Boss has been saying that for ages but was laughed off by the pundits.

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Relevant

“My body is definitely enjoying a little bit of rest after playing so many games, so many tense moments.

It is no surprise, really, that the workload eventually took its toll on Van Dijk, who after missing the majority of last season with an ACL injury has played 58 games for club and country this time out.

All of those came as a starter, and 57 saw him play every minute; among the Liverpool squad, only Alisson has clocked more minutes so far this campaign.

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Looking at Rio Ferdinand and John Terry arguing on Twitter and having discussions about it. Who you guys reckon was better?

VVD is better…

Discussion over…

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They’re like the Harlem Globetrotters, except they keep losing to the Generals.

Hanson, Lawrenson, Thompson. Hyypia, Agger, Carra, Djimmi Traore, Gomez, Matip, Konate, R. Williams, Lord Nathaniel, VVD.

Is that list enough or do you want me to name more?

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I’d rather have Rio in my team, because he wasn’t Terry, but Terry was the better centre-back.

Ferdinand was better than Terry.

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Rather have Rio because he isn’t a racist scumbag.

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I dont think he was. He was exceptional at what he did, and worked with managers who based game plans around maximizing those strengths, but we saw huge falls offs whenever new managers came in at Chelsea and tried to do something different. In his 20s he wasnt as immobile as people remember him to be in his latter seasons, but he definitely suffered even back then if you increased the complexity of the game and gave him more to do.

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Better between Rio and Terry I meant

Anyone ever seen a 17yo with ice in their veins? That kid must have some serious balls

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