Gotta love the “I’m not trans/homophobic, but…” comments. 
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Yes.
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What’s worse nearly are the ones that are just fully against it and think everyone else is weird. That shit can’t even be educated.
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Yep, and change his shirt name for that game to La Chatte 
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Nice documentary on bbc world service radio about billionaire owners
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Khouma Babacar (FC Købehavn and Senegal) posted in support of Gueye; 'Med dig af hele mit hjerte brormand’. Something to the effect of, “Support you with my entire heart, brother”.
Caused a bit of a stir here in utopian Copenhagen, where things like homophobia and racism definitely don’t exist.
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We have seen in the recent few weeks, pitch invasions are becoming more and more frequent, and even players getting assulted. A fair bit of talk on TalkShite about this, but no one has yet to put forward a suitable solution, other than a lifetime ban, but seeing as it is already a criminal offence for fans to enter the pitch this seems a bit of a waste.
I propose clubs install a 10ft wide moat between the pitch and the stands and have 2 sharks in the moat.
Any fan able to get onto the pitch fucking deserves it 
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When in doubt, go medieval
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Can’t deny, they did have some ‘fun’ thoughts and ideas for dealing with trouble
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You’d need more than two sharks. There are four sides/ends to the pitch. Even if you have an oval moat the sharks would just go to where the first fan was being mauled after being attracted by the blood. What about a mix of sharks and electric eels and increse the numbers to fifty sharks and five hundred eels? There could also be lions, tigers and other big cats staked out along the pitch sides (maybe popping up from a trapdoor like in Gladiator.
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Ooooh, I like your thinking. That would prove to be most entertaining
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Seriously though don’t be silly.
What if a player falls over into the moat?
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We get a good laugh…
And we hope like fuck it isn’t one of ours
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Obviously there’d be clear shatter proof glass screens on the pitch side of the moat and big cats.
I’m busy now, but I’ll have a go at doing a diagram later.
I’ve also had thd thought of ‘arming’ the spider cam gadget that flies around the stadium.
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The sharks also require lazer beams to be attached to their heads.
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You don’t need a moat as such and certainly no sharks. Just have a pool going around the pitch and tell everyone it belongs to Barrymore.
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