I think the more likely story is experimentation on alien/human cross-breeding DNA
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Huns and other groups that moved into Europe had a similar tradition
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They are both extremely unlikely, but the aliens one is the unlikeliest.
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How can you say that?
Take a good look at ETH and try to tell me he’s not an alien/human hybrid 
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They’re not sending their best
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At the risk of going slightly off topic, your theory would imply that there are aliens among us who are less developed than we are. If the aliens were superior, he would be able to use his powers to be better than his rivals. However, this doesn’t appear to be the case. This is the fatal flaw in your hypothesis.
There is only one conclusion.
Aliens = Everton fans.
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It seems we need some substantive transfer news 
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Hmm, interesting. So maybe there is a hellish blue planet somewhere in the deep reaches of space where a savage group of aliens live. Their language consists purely of booing. Somehow, this unsophisticated bunch managed to build a spaceship capable of reaching Earth (more research needed here), and once here interbred with humans, thereby creating a mutant who accidentally (more research needed here too) became manager of Manchester United.
It’s far fetched, but you could probably get enough people to believe it in order to create a cult capable of taking over the world.
The Boo Nation
So this is what goes on in this thread?
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Apparently this was above a direction arrow to the referees changing room…!
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A really nice article about the lifelong Red and former England manager.
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Damm!
Perhaps not charging £69 for a home shirt for fkin Sheff Wednesday may persuade supporters to buy a real one
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Only £57 for the “infant and baby set”. They’re not clear if that really is one infant and one baby, or just one infant or one baby.
Reeks of a decision made by people who’ve never walked through a turnstile in their lives, and it’ll be the people working the turnstiles struggling to enforce this.
