No idea where to put this. Equivalent to comedy of football errors.
“Vote for the German “Kacktor” (literally: shit goal) of the year.”
Which one do you like the most? 
Credit: Eismann posting this on reddit.
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Holy shit.
https://x.com/TheAthleticFC/status/2013900189778542732?s=20
I came to know Heath pretty well when he was here managing the pre MLS version of Orlando City and he was a really good bloke
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The contrast between the above two posts is why this is one of my favourite threads to read after a few too many.
Yeah, it’s a great thread. One of my favourites.
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no it isn’t!
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Poor Arne. Trying have the title removed from him as well.
FIFA have stripped Senegal of the 2026 AFCON trophy for unsportsmanlike behaviour due to the head coach removing his players after Morocco had a controversial penalty awarded in the last few seconds. The Internationally respected FIFA President, Gianni Infantino, has instead awarded the trophy to President Donald J Trump for his outstanding contribution to African football and world peace. Mr Infantino has also ordered the 2030 AFCON to be moved, and it will now take place in Alaska in January 2030 with the Referees replaced by Trump appointed judges to ensure fair play. The Final will take place in Anchorage on Saturday 19th January, where Mr Infantino will hand the winners trophy to Mr Trump.
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About bloody time we had some common sense applied, isn’t it?
I mean, is President Trump the only adult in the room? Thank fuck others have the intelligence to see what a great man he is.
Oh… hang on…
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And Trump will refuse to go and reject the trophy because it’s a prize for shit hole coutnries
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Damn it - I didn’t recognise either! I thought Oldman was a Man United fan, too.
Yeah, I’ve definitely heard that, I’m pretty sure even from him directly, but apparently he grew up just down the street from the club and his dad even played for them. Allegedly 
That explains his performance in True Romance, I guess.
Would you want your son to be a professional centre back heading a football for nearly 20 years??
Uncomfortable thought isn’t it?
Half the England World Cup winning squad have died of neuro-degenerative diseases…
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