What about - Wudda, Cudda, Shudda…? 
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Oh, they are the same for all intensive purposes…
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Deliberate? 
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The new wordage for a postage stamp shot; “top bins” for fuck sake.
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Fucking beautiful 48 inch tv packing up on the evening of the 23rd of fucking December.
Had to get my daughters pesky rubbish 30 inch wotsit down (at least it’s bigger than my telephone and computer monitor pictures shit though fucking Sino/French (TCL/Thompson) shit).
No flashing lights so no security triggered so possibility to repair though I haven’t a clue where to start. 
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Had a brilliant one fck up a year back simply because the remote/interface decided to allow no volume; although I have less sympathy for you 48" is as much a flag. 
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Peloton.
Both the concept and the fucking annoying ads.
I know @Alright_Now has one but I just don’t see it, myself.
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Snoop dog,doing an ad telling people to “Just Eat” when the cunt looks like he never eats,twat.
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Beat is banging though
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Snoop Dog telling people to “Get delivery like a G”. (I’m informed by my Grand-Daughter that a G is Street talk for gangster).
Yeah Snoop, nothing says Gangster like getting a chicken nugget happy meal delivered to you by some bloke on a moped. 
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Dickhead runners who are running around the roads dressed in all black on dark Winter mornings and nights. Get something visible in.
The same goes for the scallies riding bikes with no lights on in the dark while dressed head to toe in black North Face gear.
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Just run them over.
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Or get them a Peloton…
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Well, the Italian mafia used to ride on mopeds in the 1950s
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Visas, fucking stupid things. My daughter got fined leaving Chili as her visa wasn’t upto date (because they hadn’t processed her reapplication that she did 3 months ago); The thing is though if she didn’t pay the fine she’d have to stay in the country, go figure!
However the worst for her was getting on her connecting flight from Paris. The fuckers confiscated all her makeup (which caused immese distress as you could imagine). As if a stick of lipstick could be a bomb?
Anyway for me it was very distressing having to listen to her complaining and indicating how much she disliked France and the French.
Why is it that women can except a fine easier than having their makeup confiscated. 
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People showing up at Chillean airports with incomplete visas. Pffftttt!
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Chillian aurtorities taking over 3 months for a visa renewal. lol
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You have become too old my friend. 
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Tbf I didn’t buy her that lipstick, I mean if it had been me whohad offered it to her I think I’d go up the wall, ‘WHAT THEY CONFISCATED THE LIPSTICK I GAVE YOU 
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Three years ago my son in law didn’t pick up the bag containing my Daughter’s cosmetics when they went through security at Manchester Airport. Nearly £200 worth. She still reminds him of it regularly. 
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