Great band name though!
Flour comes from a plant. Sugar comes from and plant and chocolate comes from a plant.
So basically, Chocolate Cake is a salad.
But it contains eggs and butter…so it’s an egg salad
Cute couple!
what about an egg plant?
Edit: you could also use i can’t believe its not butter…
so in fact i can’t believe its not a salad?
My grandfather has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the zoo
Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life? Her: Awww… Yes!!! Me: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me
A blonde drops off her dress to the dry cleaners The lady says, “Come Again!” The blonde says, “No, it’s toothpaste this time.”
Did you know the older Samsung smartphones have an additional feature: used as a grenade?
Just start a large download.
Beer Bottle: You break me, you get one year of bad luck! Mirror: You kiddin’ me? You break me, then y’all get seven years of bad luck! Condom: Hahaha… (Condom walks off laughing)
Two women are walking home from the bar, they both have to piss so they slip into a nearby cemetery. One uses her panties to wipe herself, and the other uses a reef off a head stone. Next night, the husbands meet at the bar, one looks at the other and says, “I’m gonna have to watch my wife, she came home with no panties last night.” The other one says, “Oh well, mine came home with a card wedged in her ass saying, ‘You were loved and will be missed by the whole entire fire department.’”
see this is where the see-no-evil monkey would be the right response
Needed the non-seeing monkey for that really.
There’s a lot of misogyny on here. Like a 1970s rag mag at times.
Bernard Manning would feel quite at home..
