The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards (Part 2)

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Definitely American I mean 8 burgers for himself :joy:.

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You put them all between a single bun, it’s just one burger.

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The diabetic way :sweat_smile:.

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I thought that was only on Scoobie Doo.

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I think the guy in that meme ate Scooby Doo!

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Okay this seems like the right place.

The phone just rang, it was the school. can we pick up * from school?

So i went downstairs, told the missus " you’ve gotta pick up * from school, she’s bitten 6 teachers"
She didn’t question what i was saying, just accepted that one of our daughters had bitten 6 teachers :rofl:

Seems my missus readily accepts one of our 6 year olds is a cannibal.

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Lol !

https://x.com/ChrisO_wiki/status/2109983709914968216

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i wonder if that is rare, ass porn or rare ass, porn. :joy:

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I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn’t know either.

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Eh, I don’t find Tacobell tacos that strong :smiley:

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whats even more disturbing is you can imagine watching rare arse porn, if thats your thing, but rare ass porn, well thats gotta be against somekind of law doesnt it?

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i was thiinking rare ass, porn = hard to find porn
rare, asss porn = hard to find arse porn

Now you seem to have introduced a different type of ass porn, which i ass-ume is definitely outlawed :rofl:

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