The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards (Part 2)

And I was thinking you were talking about Thailand Women Volleyball Team Members.

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lets laugh at the funny foreign names…

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fanny chmelar
Willi Wacker
Randy Baumgardner

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“Oh God,” sighed the wife one morning, “I’m convinced my mind is almost completely gone!”

Her husband looked up from the newspaper and commented, “I’m not surprised: You’ve been giving me a piece of it every day for twenty years!”

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A genie came to me and asked, “What’s your first wish?”
I answered, “I wish I was rich!”
Then the genie said, “What’s your second wish, Rich?”

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Well played. This is the sort of banter, or gentle ribbing, that helps us keep going. London Rich is well entitled to his view, and with regard to Burnham and possible government interference in the Man City situation, plenty of others share his concern. We are all watching to see if a suitable punishment happens, and there is still a bit of a fear they will get off on a technicality or receive a relative slap on the wrists. Let’s see.

Still, the possible Burnham connection may have been mentioned a few times… so well played :clap:

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“Man who despises memes becomes meme, more at 11”

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yeah it is only a bit of joking about his constant one line posts in last day or so. No malice.

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Cosmopolitan magazine announce their sexual position of the year:

It’s called the “Parcel Force”. You stay in a day and nobody comes.

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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/0XF3wUSB4h8

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The original Chick Bongo

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You’d have to be middle class or even LondoRich to find that funny. In fact LondonRich would blame it on some imaginary tax :rofl:.

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Teacher: “Answer this math problem: if your father earns $500 a week and he has to give half to your mother. What will he have?” Student: “A heart attack.”

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Heavy Metal GIF by jbetcom

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Sometimes a dish is so good it prompts expletives. In the case of sirloin steak, however, one extra juicy slab of meat is rumored to have prompted an actual knighting ceremony from a royal. According to culinary lore dating back to the 17th century, Sir Richard De Hoghton of Hoghton Tower in Lancashire, England, invited King James I to his hilltop estate. The baron pulled out all the stops for the royal’s visit, including covering his driveway with red velvet, organizing hunting excursions, and planning exquisite dinners with dukes, knights, and earls. At one of the banquets, the visiting king was served a cut of beef loin so large that he was prompted to knight the steak and grant it an official title: Sir Loin.

Though the actual king responsible for the knighting honor comes with a bit of discrepancy — some sources point to King Charles II while others tag Henry VIII as the naming monarch — the legend has become cemented enough that Hoghton Tower holds occasional celebrations to honor the historical event. The original aristocratic visit might have bankrupted the baron, but the name of the steak lives on, and a copy of the legendary 400-year-old menu served at the dinner.

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