A teacher asked his class one day “If your father borrowed £100 and agreed to pay back £10 each week, how much would he still owe after 7 weeks?”
Little Johnny raises his hand and ansers £100. The teach replies “Johnny I don’t think you understand the question” to which little Johnny replies “No, but I know my father”
Teacher “Jonny, how do you spell cat?”
Jonny “Kat”
Teacher “no, that’s not how you spell cat”
Jonny “Sorry miss, you’re wrong, that’s exactly how I spell Kat”
When a group of tourists visited a crocodile farm, the owner of the place launched a daring proposal;
-Whoever dares to jump, swim to shore and survive, I will give 1 million dollars.
Nobody dared to move, suddenly a man jumped into the water and desperately swam towards the shore while he was chased by all the crocodiles.
With great luck he arrived, taking the admiration of everyone in the place, then the owner announced;
-We have a brave winner.
After collecting their reward, the couple returned to the hotel, upon arrival, the manager told him; he was very brave to jump, then the man said;
-I didn’t jump, someone pushed me!
His wife smiled …
Moral: “Behind every successful man, there is a woman who pushes him.”
I genuinely wonder how that constitutes funny?
My guess is that the person throwing the object was wearing glasses yet was accurate… the one not wearing glasses… didn’t see the plate?
took me several watches and that was all i could find that was potentially funny…
A dumbass doing dumbass things and looking like a dumbass is always whether it is a kid or adult.
So nothing funny then.
Agreed.
I am not really one for jokes and humorous things myself.
Perhaps quicksand and myself just don’t see it. No need to be harsh on us for that
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I like humour.
Kid smacking his head isnt really humour…