The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards

We once had our Commanding Officer inspect us with his shirt tail poking through his flies. He was the living embodiment of ‘Tim Nice but Dim’ the Harry Enfield character. :nerd_face:

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Now it’s been a few days, what do you get if cross the queen and prince philip? Granted it’s a joke better told 2 years ago……

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25% chance of a sex offender?

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I had “a paedophile” typed as a response about two hours ago but thought better of it. Bizarre that @Klopptimist thinks it’s been long enough to start cracking the jokes. Slightly hypocritical of you, mate.

Could we at least wait until she has been interred?

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I’ll hold the punchline then but it’s nowhere near as dark as you imagine.

Plus, it’s a gag from 10 years ago. Not about recent events. Big difference.

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Very partial to GR. Hell of a motivational masterclass because he’s driven like very few are. Not sure he has much of a sense of humour though and I suspect he’s not a particularly happy person. Great seeing him fooled by his kids though :rofl:

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Make a meme about how stupid Newton was.

Make a basic grammatical error.

homer simpson doh GIF

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