The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards

That was always my backup for 5-a-sides! Wasn’t Ray Clemence right handed but left footed?

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No, that’s me.

Maybe too soon, but I laughed…

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By the English tabloids? You are Steve Nicol and I claim by 5 pounds…

Not too soon. Especially given the huge effort being made to rescue the billionaires while migrants are routinely left to drown in the med and other places - eg.

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It’s a good point.

If onlyè sherpas lived in the med and could get a job in there!

https://twitter.com/Lfc__vision/status/1671558213660016642?s=20

My sister bet me a hundred dollars I couldn’t make a car out of spaghetti.

Should’ve seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!

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Watch out for harpoons.

https://twitter.com/CatchUpFeed/status/1671605323235479552

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Or, It’s not that big a bunch…….

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I knew a lad years ago who could strike a match taped to one of the forks of a forklift truck against a free standing matchbox. :nerd_face:

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