The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards

Heard a saying for the first time (on Mock the Week)

Puking your ring: Throwing up so hard that your arsehole comes out the other end!

Jayzus!!

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Me and other lads I know have used that phrase since schoolsays.:face_vomiting::+1::nerd_face:

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Don’t think I’ve ever puked that hard!! That phrase paints quite the picture!

I have. It’s not nice. :frowning::nerd_face:

Yeah getting sick + throwing up is one of the worst sensations for me.

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Tight arse has a whole new meaning.

https://twitter.com/TheBest_Viral/status/1692180005437014421?s=20

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Speaking of tight arses

This is the Hybrid Air Vehicles Airlander 10.

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An airship modelled on Kim Kardashian’s arse.

I’ve seen it all now…

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Was it Ed Byrne or Dara Ó Briain?

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It was Ed! Then one of the other comedians asked what it meant

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Clearly faked.

How can you discount the massive Tiger Cup and Audi Cup?

Joke… Everton , Man Utd

How does that not meet Flobs standard ?

Everyday speak this side of the sea.Don’t think that’s necessarily a good thing.