The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards

[sandsoftime]

Two Monkeys were getting into the bath…
One says… Ooo, Ooo, Ooo, Aah, Aah, Aah…
The other replied…
Well put some cold in it then…

:0)

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[koptician]

[Iftikhar]

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[aussielad]

I pointed out a load of bread to my mate and said look, they named a loaf of bread after you, then read the packaging and realised it said Thick Cut

[Flobs]

Would that be Nimble Thick Cut?

[RedWhippet]

[koptician]

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[toro]

lol @ the new title

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https://twitter.com/LockerRoomLOL/status/1693231066734297224

[WeeJoe]

I thought the punchline was going to be that he’d hid them to get rid of her so he could have control of the remote

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