The thread for jokes that don’t meet Flobs’ exacting standards

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@SBYM , is that really you? :heart_eyes:

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Ny wife was shopping in the Netherlands again. I hope this is nicer than it sounds…

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Just be glad she wasn’t shopping at Tesco’s

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Apparently it’s clabbered milk, which is “Clabbered milk is a type of soured milk made by allowing unpasteurized milk to ferment at room temperature, resulting in a thick, yogurt-like consistency with a strong sour flavor

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https://youtube.com/shorts/qmMwufnY6cE?si=8ABtyZxC55iYDXKZ

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A man was hospitalised yesterday after drinking a viel of invisible ink.

Doctors say the man is still waiting to bee seen

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:rofl::rofl::rofl:

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A jellyfish walked into a hardware store and bought ten drills.

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Which is better, sex or drugs?
Depends on the pusher.

Hear about the man who got a job circumcising elephants?

The wages were poor but the tips were massive.

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How do you make an octopus laugh though? That’ll take ten tickles.

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