Once had a boss that was notorious for being late, would always turn up after 8, so got nicknamed Minty.
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Last night, I needed to use the bathroom bad, so I whipped into the parking lot of a fancy restaurant to just run in and use their bathroom.
After, the manager confronted me and said, “You can’t use the bathroom unless you’re a customer..! You think water, soap and paper towels are free?”
I shook his hand, and said, “Don’t worry. I neither flushed nor washed my hands”
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Two nuns are cycling through the back streets of Rome, one says to the other, “You know, I don’t think I’ve come this way before.”
“Yes, it’s the cobble stones,” says the other.
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Life is like being a pubic hair on the side of the toilet bowl. Eventually, you get pissed off.
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More likely you’ll get pissed on
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