This is gold! Guz is a legend 
I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.
Nice menu!
Brilliant story, loved lispy lol
Two guys are talking in heaven.
The first guy asks,
“How did you die?”
“I froze to death,”
says the second guy.
“That’s horrible!”
says the first guy.
“How was it?”
“It was bitterly cold at first,
but then I got sleepy
and died peacefully.
What about you?”
“I had a heart attack,”
the first guy says.
“I suspected my wife was cheating,
so I rushed home and searched
the whole house—the basement,
the attic—but found no one.
I felt so guilty I had a massive
heart attack and died right there.”
The second guy sighs and says,
“You idiot! If you had just checked
the freezer, we’d both still be alive!”
