It’s essentially the waste products of the Burton-upon-Trent brewing industry. More of a case as to whether it was on in the first place.
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And cheese is mouldy milk, wine is rotten grapes and sausages are…
lovely on some fresh white bread with plenty of real butter.
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Innards, eyeballs, gristle and gonads wrapped up in intestine.
You’re making me hungry.
There’s no Lorne or haggis, and the beans are basically just fruit. It’s a pass from me.
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Scientifically, a picture of food doesn’t aid hunger.
Pity that, we could solve a lot of problems if it did.
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Also is it just me or does that plate not look particularly appetising?
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No fried tomatoes?
Smother it with ketchup and you’ll be fine
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You dont eat the plate 
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Looks like something served up at a motorway services
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I was just waiting for a smartarse to say something like that…
@odin_telamon wins the smartarse award. Personally, I was betting on @cynicaloldgit but he’d probably tell us that the presentation and by extension the plate makes a huge difference…
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Remember years back I worked with a guy from Salford. Oddly enough he was a big Man City fan but this was before they sold their soul… well anyway, he had a saying that he uttered most days… " I’m that hungry, I could eat an Arabs underpants " :0)
As unappetising as that breakfast above looks, I’m sure this particular guy would have no problem in polishing it off
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There was a great saying in Dublin years ago, if you thought a young lady was attractive…you might say “I’d eat chips out of her knickers”. Was probably a universal saying?
A guy said it about a girl working in a pub in a tough part of town one night and was overheard.
She served him a nice portion of chips.
In her knickers.
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Yes, but did he enjoy it?
Also, it’s a sad indictment on humanity that he could probably sell those knickers on.
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Wonder if he said , i could smell the fish but didnt see any
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Actually…
He did.
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