I’m just backing him up to encourage him 
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When I created this thread, these were not the questions I was envisioning, it a was more along the lines of…
If you go to drop a deuce, you feel it going out, you hear the plop, however when you look into the bowl to appreciate the specimen, its not there. It now It begs the question, did you poop and the streamlined structure of said poop caused it to go down the drain, or did you not poop, meaning the plop/feeling was a figment of your imagination.
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In my case it’s the bullet like fashion it shot down. I know because I felt the splash on my bum cheeks and had to dry them after.
For those of you who do soft fluffy poos that float keep worrying or change your diet.
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Good call, unless you are excessively sweaty.
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I think I speak for many sensitive and well-mannered posters when I say that I am pleased that the thread veered from your scatalogical, and, frankly, disgusting intentions.
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Agree
Does everything have to descend into shit?
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Somebody’s never heard of a ghosty.
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Lol, I like that, makes sense.
If a zombie & a vampire bite each other, who turns who?
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Well, vampires only turn their victims into vampires at their choosing. Zombies are essentially disease carriers, so are unlikely to infect vampires who are above such mortal concerns.
I expect that they both part, looking embarrassed, and choose to never speak of the incident again.
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a bit like?
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What about if they are simultaneously bitten by a werewolf in a three way gnashfest?
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The most authoritative and qualified source (Underworld) claims that it’s death for the vampire. Out of personal experience, I can verify that to be true**.
** In this particular instance the Werewolf (Kevin) bit off the head of an unknown vampire, and then urinated on the corpse, so it could have been the decapitation, infection or acid in the urine.
EDIT: Just read that it was Zombie. I got overly excited because I wanted to recall a personal experience. Zombies are pretend right now, so nobody can definitively answer this ridiculous question.
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OK, this is freaking me out.
We have a glass top table in the kithen, approx. 8mm thick. My son put a plastic bottle on it before that had a mixture of ice and water in it, probably more ice than water.
When he moved it there was a round pattern left on the glass that matched the bumpy design of the bottom of the bottle.
I went to wipe the water up but it was UNDERNEATH THE TABLE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE GLASS!! 
How the fuck does that work?
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I’ve got one theory so far.
Your glass table top identifies as a leaf, therefore it has the ability to perform osmosis to a certain degree, thus the moisture pattern was transferred to the underside where it was trapped in limbo due to the fact that glass is only glass and can not convert nutrients into energy, no matter what it identifies as. Every conservative knows this to be true.
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And how come if you look at your reflection in a spoon you are the right way up on one side but if you turn the spoon around you are upside down? Fucking madness.
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condensation for the first one.
the cambar of the spoon for the second.
not entirely sure i can explain either scientifically.
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Condensation is right. The icy water bottle made the glass cold. There is air under the table, which contains water vapour. On contact with the cold glass, it condensed, hence the ring of water droplets on the underside of the glass.
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Ghosts