The thread of ridiculous questions that need answers!

Same.

Gladys
Sweden
Nectarine
Emu.

He said eagle, which I assume is always the answer.

I’m sure it’s right but I just don’t get it.

Jean
Nigeria
Apple
Eagle

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Good Lord … when does the new season start..

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I think that’s the trick. Lots of common fruit ends in an E (orange, apple, date etc) and Eagle is a commonly remembered bird.

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I got Emu as well, I always wanted a brother (?).

It works for Iraola, so he’s definitely our new manager.

Nuthatch

Valerie
England
Damson
Nuthatch

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Mildred
Denmark
Kumquat
Tern

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I ended up with an Egret.

Beatrice
Estonia
Apple
Egret.
:nerd_face:

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Did you know that the Aussie Army once fought a war against emus.

And lost.

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Lol I actually did know this, I watched a history vid on it a while ago, pretty funny story.

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Just reminds me how much I loved Michael Bentine’s Potty Time.

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Has anyone ever been able to eloquently say the following lines three times, without tripping over their own tongue - Just asking :0)

Ken Dodd’s Dad’s Dog’s Dead

Ps. When does the season start again…

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Talking of dogs, whenever you see programmes about airports it’s always sniffer dogs they use, but elephants have far, far superior sense of smell.
Why not use them instead?

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Well they are sniffing for drugs. With a nose that size, you would lose all your evidence in a single sniff.

Also, I expect that elephants on charlie wizz are dickheads.

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So what you’re saying is, the problem with elephants is too much junk in the trunk?

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fucking elephants on junk…fucking ruining the social fabric of society…

its easier to clean up dog shit than elephant shit?

There was a forumite on TIA called Kendoddsdadsdogsdead.
I reckon he could.
And he was a decent poster

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Ah, I never thought of that.