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Easter and LGBTQI+ ? WTF is the connection?

People started saying happy easter at around the same time the LGBT community was invaded, as this is the time where all sense of reality started falling apart.

Partly joking, partly serious.

Partly paranoid delusional…

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Who said that?

Show your self and say it again, I dare ya

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Heh? I was responding to the BS posted by @nobluff re ‘Happy Easter’ and LGBTQI+

I was carrying on with the partly paranoid, as if I was hearing voices.

Was funny in my mind, obviously didn’t translate into written comedy

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Not your fault - I’ve had a humour labotomy performed by a thorough German chap.

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Yeah, well next time you hiding in the bushes waiting to assassinate me, I’m going to fucking mace you in the face. You and your CIA stooges will never get me.

Ah so you live somewhere there are ‘bushes’. Think you’ve just given the game away, mate. That was the final piece of our puzzle and we can now triangulate your exact position. Expect our black ops team very shortly.

So, not Aussie then.

Not Brazilian, either.

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CIA won’t find a landing strip if he’s in the bushes.

Last time I was bush whacked by the CIA, I had no protection, now days I never leave the house without.

This is driving me crazy - driving home from the in laws yesterday we passed this building with an awful yellow and green colour scheme, but it triggered something in my head about sweets we used to have as kids in the 80s but I cannot remember what they were.

In my head they were kind of like fruit salad chews, but with a characteristic yellow and green colour

I have asked ChatGPT and it had a siezure making things up. Anyone else have any ideas?

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Yeah thats a god shout, but I dont think so. In my head it was exclusively yellow and green (I think alternating stripes/hoops, or maybe one colour per side like the fruit salad).

This kind of fits the bill, but I don’t think it is this as it’s too uniformly green (with yellow inside)

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Still dont think so.

Airheads

Uncalled for.