Truth hurts, does it? 
Why don’t doctors look at your tongue any more? It used to be the first thing they’d do, now they never ask you to stick it out 
ps not sure if that’s a tongue emoji
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No docs risk pulling the ol 
out anymore - no long worth it…?
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Do doctors still grab your bollocks and tell you to cough? I was told that this was the entirety of the medical for the National Service.
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Yeah, and it’s been a long time since I’ve seen a stethoscope too. It’s like doctors nowadays have never seen Carry On Nurse.
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I had a stethoscope treatment when I had those heart issues earlier in the year.
I remember at school the rumour for the MMR vaccine was that they held your balls while you had it
Yeah it was a really crap comp
Or been on Pornhub.
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Yes, but Pornhub has been setting false expectations for years. There are many young women who are under the impression that if their washing machine breaks, a plumber will turn up on the same day.
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Depends where you live. In some places you have to identify as having a tongue.
I have no idea what this means.
Can anyone name the first footballer to wear white football boots in a game… Big talking point at the time due to the traditional black ones being the norm…?
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According to this it was Alan Ball in the 1970 Charity Shield:
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and don’t cheat… This literally 4 hours to find it!
Less than a minute
No cheating
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Yeah, me too. And I’ve got only one good eye!
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Bottom righthand side of the pic, beside the second person?
2 minuites if correct. But is enlarging to 200% for my poor eyesight considered cheating?
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Do you mean CAT cat or inferred like PUSSY?
Oh ffs, you my wife.
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Found it. Between two ladies.
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