Shit! I think I dropped acid!
and that is a bad thing how?
Depends where you dropped it
Just before viewing a Jackson Pollock painting
When some posts on FB “don’t accept friend requests from me I been hacked”
How do we know its them?
Also, all these people getting hacked, why haven’t I or is it because I am a loser?
Replies on postcards xxx
Probably because you don’t share your details in the 500 or so phishing scams that go on there daily.
It’s there… done
I’ve got a postcard to send you, but first I’ll need your real name, address, long card number and PIN.
Are you a doctor from Africa?
Is it..the truth can be hard to see…or are my eyes going funny…
Are we supposed to guess…or am I being a dodo.
You are correct. It says “The truth can be hard to see”.
Quite easy
Mo Salah’s signed a new contract.
Is that a question?
No that’s what it says.
Lee in Essex asked: Do you think any of the players currently playing in the Premier League would get into their respective club’s greatest ever XI?
Phil answered: Mohamed Salah makes a strong case to be in Liverpool’s greatest XI, while some of their fans would also try to build a case for Virgil van Dijk. He would be up against huge competition, though, when you think of players like Alan Hansen, Mark Lawrenson - and going even further back people like Ron Yeats. It is a brilliant debating point.
Big Ron v VVD Loved Rowdy and saw him play many times but that is like comparing Dobbin to Shergar.
I’ve been a fan since 1970 and VVD and Hansen are the best CBs we’ve had in that time. Yeats was a bit before my time, but I imagine he was ideal for the style of play in those days.
Salah has to be in there.
Clemence or Ali would be a difficult one. Probably Ali due to his distribution, but it’s hard to compare.
Very very close.
It would go down to penalties
Then Ali wins…by looks.