I’m not sure what the supposed relevance of this is, but the reality is Real’s needs are extensive with them needing to make additions in more or less every area of the pitch
I don’t think they need signings everywhere, but certainly this time in defence after years of focusing going more further up the pitch. A few defenders and a midfielder so far seems to be their plan, we’ll see if they do more.
Which begs the question, if they have spent the last 4 years wooing said strumpet, why havent they got signings lined up for other positions that need filling?

In defense they need and want a RB, LB, and at least 1 CB. For all the praise their “midfield rebuild” has received it really hasn’t worked and so they need and want at least one new CM but maybe more depending on what they decisions they make about outgoings. And for as high powered as their attack is, it isnt cohesive and some of that is personnel.
They have made the signings but just not many of them have not worked out as hoped
Poor lambs struggling with only Bellingham, Valverde, Camavinga, Tchouameni and Guler to call upon…

With Luca on the bench looking at the chaos and lack of control on the pitch, thinking “come on kids, sort this out. Grandpa needs a rest.”

They do, it’s just their new French CB will be arriving next summer instead of this one…
Steele & King:
RB Leipzig’s Lutsharel Geertruida is a serious possibility for Liverpool as an alternative to Frimpong.
Yeah, the similarities between Frimpong and Geertruida are remarkable.
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Are they one of 10 in pole position?
Way too many gifs and memes! Did I mention I do not understand them? Write it in words! WT absolute feck? No no.
lol old man!

You beat me to it. ![]()
Meme me baby.
Finally a rumour that I like.
Put a pinch of that “no brainer” sauce into Wirtz’s pan.
Turn Szobo into a Henderson/Valverde and give Wirtz the keys to our game.
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Hopefully this is just lazy journalism based on Slot and Geertruida’s time in Feyenoord.
Geertruida can play in several positions and be average in all of them. Otherwise, if we are going for players that Slot has worked with, we might as well name him manager and dispense with the coaching title.
What’s the wirtz that can happen?
You could come up with more crap puns.


