Wolverhampton wonderers.
Instead of a wolf on their badge, they have this guy:
would be more appropriate.
Oh sure we did
Isnāt Ben already with us, just nobody has seen him except for some halloween appearance as a werewolf.
Youāre thinking of the wrong Ben.
How do you know, I for one have never seen our Ben.
Donāt we get linked to some Ben White every year anyway?
Nobody has ever seen our Ben, he doesnāt exist.
Whereād you find a photo of my ex?
Was he called Ben?
Benita was a handsome woman in her time!
We enter many a race and then several weeks later miss out on these players all the while signing someone else.
Looks like she regretted you.
I think any rumour by the Fabriso bloke should be seriously taken with an unreliable grain of salt. Way more stabs in the dark.
Fair enough. But for the reasonable sum of Ā£20m you could;
Replace Origi. 3 or 4 goals next season could be enough to do that.
Discover a plan B striker that looks like he could offer an alternative when games are tight. Stats inside the box just might match in these scenarios
Unearth a world class striker
Or buy a complete flop.
Lets seeā¦
Ten PL goals next season for Leicester and I am rightā¦
Less than 5 and you are rightā¦
Between 5 and 10 is a draw!
Sounds about fair.
Although Iāll caveat that with needing to factor in how well he does compared to whichever forward we buy, if we do indeed buy one.
I suspect that Benitaās ātimeā would have been the last ice age.