If that video is of Cary Grant - looks like he has had botox..!
And here I was ready to write a six figure cheque!
Havenāt been on the forum in a bit, come back to thisā¦. Renewed optimism for the season ahead
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Iāve been waiting so long for a new masterpiece, thank you!
Not long enough unfortunately 
Iām going to petition so we add an Artist Of The Year category in the TAN yearly awards.
How many wingers do they want? We need them more you pricks!
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No worries. Itās my job to inspire positivity in this world.
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My art just has that power.
According to the BBC app Arse and PSG have shown an interest in signing Rogers of Aston Villa, I hope we are throwing our hat in the ring.
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The only artist required in the unreliable rumours section are bullshit artists.
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So heās joining both clubs then?
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Heās just that good.
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We get his left foot, PSG get his right foot?
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Nah itās like a divorced Dad. We get him every other weekend and one Wednesday a month.
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Home games only I guess 
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Weāve got no chance.
Serial CL winners, best team in Europe, top coach, unlimited fundsā¦
Or
Fifth placed in PL, struggling underachievers, no coach, limited funds.
Time to look elsewhere.
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