Those jammy fuckers down the M62

Agreeance

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Bruno exudes class

Make that 6-2.

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Goldbridge update please

I wonā€™t put it back on this is just too funny to risk.

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Lifeā€™s short. Turn it on.

Manchester United: the only team that could concede a goal to one of the alien races in Star Trek.

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I wish I could post like you

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I started packing the dishwasher, it was 0-2 and Old Mate was dancing around like an idiot.

He started unravelling before I finished.

lol

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You need to drink more.

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Fair enough. Would you take a million pounds a day to pretend to be a manc fan and rant about them?

Now think about somebody who canā€™t currently afford stratospheric restaraunt bills.

No.

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Iā€™d rather starve

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Then youā€™re in a position that few people enjoy. Please note I didnā€™t use the term lucky.

You appear to believe that most, if not all, people are driven solely by money.

That isnā€™t the case. Not everyone subscribes to neoliberal ideology.

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Why should you never ask Manchester United to walk your dog?

Because they canā€™t hold a lead.

1000024980

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Theyā€™re eating the dogs

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Somebody get Bruno a rottweiler.

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Anyway, sod this. Iā€™m going to watch Alien.

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Can I come over? Iā€™m tired of pretending Iā€™m enjoying watching this and reading @sbym.