Those jammy fuckers down the M62

Only if you bring more Peperami fire sticks.

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I seem to believe?

99% of people would admit to accepting 10 billion pounds to pretend to be a manc fan for five minutes. 1% won’t admit it. But would send their bank details.

You carry on believing that.

I don’t need ten billion pounds. Nobody needs ten billion pounds.

And anyone who has ten billion pounds should either give it all away or be hung, drawn and quartered.

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We agree on this, excellent choice.

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Ten Hag may need the ten billion

Makes perfect sense to me. Who better to get results out of a team that doesn’t run than a player who understands how to score bags of goals without running?

I know it’s only Utd but Omorodion looks class.

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That one never gets old.

Just like Lingard, come to think of it.

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No Hags left

:sob:

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It’s certainly the up toffees meme for them.

Can they sack him tonight and at least have someone else in for Villa?

Sat in the bath, Goldbridge on, drinking cold beer and the house is empty. Possibly world class bliss.

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Maybe they should hire Dyche. They’ve already got that Everton DNA…

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We’re all sad that Erik is fucked, but I prefer to think that every loss brings us one step closer to Gareth’s first Utd team sheet.

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Some cunt just paid money for Goldbridge to read out that United should go and get Emery.

This truly is a Golden Age.

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Also…

:flushed:

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Grav would dominate this Utd midfield on his own.

They are fucking atrocious.

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