So, who are we buying? Or are you going to give your report to Klopp only?
I will have to ask Ćguia VitĆ³ria when she flies back from her cornerš¤£.
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@Flobs Is there a new rule / law about how many kids are allowed in a French hotel with their parents now please? Came up over dinner last night. I smelled a tall story to justify staying in a posh hotel but kept my mouth shut. āApparentlyā only one child allowed in a hotel with 2 parents in certain types of hotel? Cheers 
It seems to me that you make the rules up as you go along in French hotellerie. So if you want yes.
Iāve been told loads of porkies since I started (I think itās so as to try and make me accept undisireable clients as they think thatās the way to fill the hotel up).
One thing I can garantee you the software I use doesnāt allow me to enregister 3 adults in a room with 3 beds one has to be a child.
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I have had a blast. My friendās younger brother is a right charismatic character. He is a professional DJ and went to places i never thought i would hear certain types of music, Guinae-Bissau, Cape Verde, Brazilian Afro-beats. Beleza is the place, went 3 times. I got asked to dance by 3 guys, i politely said no 
I have never been out so late ( in all my life) in all the days i have been here, almost every night till 5 am. My hosts donāt let me rest, i didnāt look at my kindle once.
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Went to Portinho de Arabbia yesterday morning, coastal drive is amazing all day loved it, paying for it with sunburn now.
I will miss the no 28 tram ride and everything else about Lisboa.
Obrigado Lisboa!
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Excellent, now that you are nicely rested and refreshed, would you mind slotting into our midfield?
Scotland. Wild, dark, depths of winter. Any one have any tips for that? Looking for somewhere cosy to escape away from people, see some nature and stars.
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Just keep going North for stars. Same for peace and quiet. Outer Heredese (spelling?) need a good drive but thatās part of the fun.
Only been there once and I find it the 2nd most beautiful country I have been to as a tourist. I enjoyed staying a few nights at Achmony near Drumnadrochit overlooking Loch Ness. Really quiet with even foxes I think they are foxes hanging outside the accomodation and in the morning nice sunrise over the Loch Nessā¦and surprisingly not too expensive.
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Check out Enchanted Forest in Pitlochry.
Generally some great walks near there. Also if in Scotland during Hogmanay go to Stonehaven. Best place in Scotland. Big fireballs are thrown into the sea
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Walk as far as you can.
Then shoot yourself.
Oh man, thatās dark 
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You know me, right?
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These might spark some interestā¦
The Far West - Ardnamurchan Lighthouse and Beaches | Wild About Ardnamurchan (wildardnamurchan.com)
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Donāt have a gun, Iāll just drive there through national parks in my Hummer, rolling coal, until I drive off a cliff, into pristine waters.
Is that acceptable instead?
You lot should seek therapy. Apparently Ifti is very well qualified, he once comforted a child who had stubbed their toe, and his rates are competitive.
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Nope. Nobody should be driving.
I donāt need therapy. The rest of the human race needs to think clearly.
That might take a long time. Come to Singapore, that process only takes 5 minutes