What could have possibly given you that idea 
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Outlaw marraige so you wouldnât even have to worry about divorce
Yet Boris Johnson has been Mayor of London and PM, you honestly think he wouldnât immediately throw his hat into the ring and more than likely would get the votes.
Who else might be interested, well everyone else who runs for PM, so President Truss? President Sunak?
Trump- like celebs? Are you going to be happy with President Sugar or President Branson?
Iâm just not seeing how any of this is an improvement on what we already have which is an elected goverment and an essentially benign Head of State. Why in a Republic would we suddenly end up with somebody better than Charles who actually has decades of experience for his role.
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Itâs not really a career plan, anymore than planning to win the lottery. If your daughter said her life plan was to marry a prince, youâd be telling her to get a fucking grip.
But I suspect you know that, and youâre being as serious as I am when I floated the idea of breaking the queen up into smaller parts for regional use.
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But isnât that what Kates family did? Wasnât one of their relatives from a few hundred years ago a side piece with a previous ruler ? And like most of the hangers on who cling to the notion of being somewhat having royal links , desperately try to get back into that circle again âŚagain like the Middletons did .
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Camilla, famously, was of course plucked from working class squalor to win the heart of Prince Charles. 
Just read that Kate and William are 14th cousins once removed from sir William Gascoigne and his wife lady Margaret from his motherâs side and 15th cousins from his fatherâs side (presume that bill gazzas lineage)
But she is the only royal to have shopped in Sainsburyâs
Practically a prole then 
I quite specifically said I wouldnât recommend it. Once again, I was explaining that it is possible for your offspring and their progeny to become royal.
You using an axe or some kind of ceremonial sword?
Hey, Iâm due there later today. Their greens are good enough for our bunnies so all the royals are cool there. If you wonât eat it yourself, donât feed it to your mamian pets.
Spell checker having a hard day todayâŚ.
You people are strange. I donât mean that as an insult, just an observation.
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If the Queen was pieced up we could have various observation centres and people wouldnât have to queue for hours.
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Thereâd just be a twitter uproar about who got the best bits of her.
My word folks, where are we going with this?
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I donât know, it sounds a bit like religious relics. It would probably end up about as reliable with alleged bits of her maj on display in glass display cases throughout the land.
Thereâs a lot to be said for no nonsense direct cremation, isnât there?
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I mean, in a fairness, itâs a good job they cancelled our match in advance. It looks like a case of damage limitation.
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I donât think you are properly considering what a beautiful, moving national moment could be created by a ceremonial dismembering of the late monarch.
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