Not sure what this committee want to achieve, he was ran out nr 10 with pitch and feathers what more has to be done.
After nearly an hour of Johnson bloviating and repeating himself , he receives his first gentle reprimand from the chair and the questioner. Heās been allowed to make fools of them thus far.
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Well, the committee is in charge of their questions, and Johnson is over his answers.
It was a FUCKING BIRTHDAY PARTY!!! Hang him! Hang him! Draw and quarter the bastard.
As long as itās televised for the nationās enjoyment? Might be one for the BBC thread.
It was a work event. For my birthday. With booze.
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I remember years ago, had to finish work early one day as I had an interview lined up for another job. As I was about to walk out the door the boss said āJust remember your 2 options, you can dazzle them with brilliance, or baffle them with bullshit!ā
I personally think after having BoJo as PM, the UK will be pretty safe for fertilizer for along time
Prevent him ever coming back
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Why canāt one of these spineless muppets say āBoris, youāre lying through your teeth, youāre an absolute bastard who literally danced on the graves of so many who died from COVID. Youāre a rotter and you need shooting at dawnā
I would.
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Can somebody explain why they donāt just absolutely get to the bottom of one of these events and nail him? Why are we dusting over 47 different events?
Iād settle for just one of them pointing out the absurdity of his ābeliefsā atm. They really have been piss poor so far.
Less teeth than Starmer and thatās saying something.
Didnāt he say earlier that he would believe with every fibre of his being, until the day he dies, that the gatherings were essential?
If by gatherings he meant trying to bone someone he isnāt married to, one would have to agree.
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Good, murder that runt too. Good call.
Boris āRight, how do I look serious and convincing?ā
Advisor āHave a haircutā
Judging by what heās said so far, thatās the only prep heās done.
There was a superb line in an article yesterday:
Despite raking in millions in the past few months, Johnson still dresses like he buys his outfits in 10kg sacks printed with the words ASSORTED CLOTHES.
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Guidance, thatās his get out of jail free card?
āThe thing about the greased piglet is that he manages to slip through other peopleās hands where mere mortals failā.
David Cameron on his Eton chum Boris.
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I know of someone who is this person. Che Guevara at 21 and I was astonished to find out that he morphed over 20 years into a Tory councillorā¦possibly the most unbelievable thing I ever heard in my lifeā¦as a student he was in the thick of protests, sit ins etc and wanted to totally overthrow the capitalist system. He was the most left wing person I have ever met.