Youâre going to lose 5 days in a row and still some how show up 3 weeks from now for yet another go?
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Fuck, that just made me feel sick on so many levels
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Gees, I felt a bit queezy after that one.
Must be wonderful to be that delusional but at the same time I darenât rule out the idea either.
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I honestly said the exact same thing to my wife in the car this morning.
There is no fucking way he thinks this is over.
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You told her that thereâs no way it was over?
Did she catch you in your gimp outfit again?
Sheâs half-German.
Hard to âcatchâ someone in a gimp outfit when itâs required uniform for any sexy times.
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Paging @anon27364116 for confirmation
#sexytimes
The Chequers story is interesting, if only because in his little speech this afternoon he thanked the staff at Chequers first, before correcting himself and saying Number 10.
Would seem to me the trappings of the office are what he actually gives a shit about.
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Fellow Uxbridge resident Mark Lewis, who compares Johnson to âan ostrich burying his head in the sandâ, agrees his time as an MP could be up.
âHe doesnât care about this area, he never has. The only reason he became an MP is so he could become prime minister. He just happened to pick here."
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Imagine Boris down the high street asking you what your key issues areâŚ
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Youâve only come to that revelation now?
Thereâs hope for you yet on the Marmite front.
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Iâm in the west country at a wedding, may have been drinking.
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I wasnât aware West Country should be capitalised.
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