Can’t help thinking, from a seafarers POV,how easy it would be to close the strait if Iran really wanted to, certainly would not be difficult, in fact just set up US/Israel to do it for them.
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I can detect the gleefulness from his assessment despite his obligatory sub-tweets that this is unfortunate.
Yes, some of these American reporters don’t think very far. Iran would not have appointed the extreme hardliner son of Khamenei (who was a dove in comparison) , if he was about to die.
Analytica is one of my favorite shitposters because he actually has knowledge and a brain
Apologies for the lack of gravity in these posts, but I had some drinks and I don¨t feel like being my regular sombre self atm (which is the less emotional state I usually aim for when it comes to geopolitics and war) Gallows humour for the win tonight.
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Apparently, his wife was also killed. So I doubt if he’ll be inclined to negotiate.
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I am half drunk and shitposting now, it seems. I am even keeping to Bekloppt’s rules of everything politically, economically related to this disaster of a war, going in this thread, including shitposts with a punch like these ones. And since shitposts about Predator are kewl, surely this is super on-topic too. Just not normal Magnus (but much of the forum doesn’t really appreciate normal Magnus anyway, so I now post easy to understand posts for you instead so you can laugh, weep or just ignore ).
was funny to me.
I am voting for Scary Spice, after the Israelis killed his father and sister and the info that while he is corrupt, he is far more Scary Spice than the father, who was more Sporty Spice since he had a fatwa going on against developing Ka-BOOOM and thought threshold was enough to stave off Yankie-Goliath and the David slingmen, but what do I know. Amphetamin Turbo-David with the extreme ADHD, will try to blow him up anyway, and likely will. So maybe new full-beard with a hat in a few days, unless they have used XP on Stealth skills and roll well, unlike last time when they botched the roll, resulting in packing all their top doggies in a packed room, even though everyone and certainly my dog (only have a cat, but IF i had a dog, he would have known), knew that you dont fly in 100ds of grey-coloured planes and sail floating airfields unless you want to try to smash a lot of irritating eggs.
Animal kingdom doesn’t care about feelings, not even those of the Caligula and his horse (not sure if the horse is Benjamin or Lindsay in this case, but what if its the foal Bensay?)
https://x.com/GorillaOSINT/status/2030732882763784669
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway, if Trumpificus Toaleticus had integrated the wisdom and occult knowledge found in the Iranball (polandball version), he would have seen that following Psycho-David into the Geronimo leap and going Brrr-Brr on Iranball could have consequences that could lead to obese American petrol tanking MAGA SOBs bitching him, maybe costing him midterms (would be honestly kind of funnny even though it wouldnt fix much in the lands of Freedom fries); but no. He doesn’t even read Polandball, the fool. So what does he know. Not much, but he can grab them by the kitties without consequences, I guess.
Not sure its true, but Spray-tan Caligula doesn’t drink and only enjoys cocaine, I have heard. I suggest giving him hashish instead to calm the Orange One down instead of central stimulating stuff. Slooooooooooow down his decision making process so he doesnt have the stamina to folliw every clever monkey trick donkie foal Bensay throws at him. At least at once. Gives us more warning time. Knee-Jerk Donald = Bad Donald. Drugged down or sleeping Donald = good Donald.
And this was probably not my best or most successful post ever, likely even embarrasing for me, but I live to serve and amuse (sometimes). Bed sounds ok now. But first, water…
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Similar story with Brent crude as well:
The effect on live diesel prices (these are for Düsseldorf) are here:
Diesel is the killer, because that will feed directly through to food prices. Incidentally, that is just for the past week. In mid February it was around €1.70 / litre.
I’m assuming that when fuel and food prices go up in the States, they will blame it on Mexicans or the LGBT community?
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I think I broke Magnus, so heres another Predator reference 
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One wrong thing in all that is you won’t be getting that ballroom.
Anything he promises never happens.
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I really wanted that White House Ballroom. It would have really made all the hard work of the Maga masses worthwhile. It would have shown that Trump is serious about draining the swamp and supporting the common folks.
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Lol, apologies.
I admit I had some fun, doing nonsense I never ever do.
I am fixed now
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C’mon silly, everything is the fault of immigrants!
We’ll wait on the LGBTQ+ community until we’ve run out of immigrants!
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Is the ballroom off ?
I didn’t really know that, seems I have missed that.
What imbeciles. As I have been saying, you would get a more knowledgable and more mature groupe of political “planners” if you just went into a random college, picked random students in political science, history and related subjects; and just told them to assess risks.
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It’s good to let your hair down sometimes. 
I suppose normal service has resumed. 
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