I am dreading travelling to Europe. I heard the queues are extremely long, you need a couple of hours extra for that.
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What does it say, iftikhar?
This could go in the Breaking News threadā¦ in fact it could go in every thread to get the news out thereā¦!
McVities have combined a Chocolate Digestive Biscuit with a Jaffa Cake toppingā¦ Mmmmmmmmmmmm!
Off to the shops today for me and probably a lot of other āDunkin Biscuitā true aficionado here on the site :0)
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But is it a cake or a biscuit? I can see this one ending up in court.
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As a biscuit purist, Iām quite upset about that.
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Well its been a pretty strange last near 2 years for me.
I was happily married for 19 years and got a message from a woman on Facebook saying my wife was meeting her boyfriend in hotels. I was utterly broken. This was in Sept 2024.
I confronted my wife and she admitted it. We went counselling etc and by March 2025 I felt we were in really good place. Then in the April my wife started acting odd. Being very distant etc.
This went on until September 25 and I then discovered she had started lying again about her whereabouts.
I went Lanzarote with the lads for a few days and when I came back i made the decision to end the relationship. I couldnāt be in a relationship where thereās no trust or someone is always lying.
So we put the house up for sale and it sold straight away. Both parties were chain free yet it took a day short of 5 months to go through thanks to the buyers solicitors who were utterly useless.
In the meantime I bought myself a new place and that completed on May 8th.
I havenāt moved in yet - currently with parents - and now Iām back from another lads holiday everything is starting to take shape. Carpets being fitted today, deliveries of things over the next few days. My son will decorate it first week of June.
I donāt want to be there but it is what it is. Iāve been utterly broken the last year but my mates have been superb. Iām not quite sure where id be without them or my counsellor who I see once a month. Iām slowly getting my confidence back. But want to be on my own for a bit and get settled. If I meet someone else then so be it but if I donāt thereās no rush.
Its true what they say - you never know whatās round the corner!!
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All the best @Walshy07
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@Walshy07, I wish you all the best for this new chapter of your life. The best is possibly/hopefully yet to come for you! 
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Sorry to hear that @Walshy07 - hope things are on the up and upā¦
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As David Michell said on QIā¦
āOrange Kitkatā¦? Fuck off!!!ā
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Aww Walshy, wishing you all the best in your new home and in the next chapter of your life, with laughter and happiness.
Take care of yourself and love yourself and do things you always wanted to do, but never had the time.to do them.
You also have the support from us, your TAN family. You always cheered us up with your humourous posts on in-match threads.
Sending you 
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Yeahā¦lifeās a bitch at timesā¦but hopefully with family and friendsā¦you can start afreshā¦boys jollies are good for enjoying lifeā¦but always let em know how u feelā¦and last but not least TAN
ā¦we will always try n helpā¦
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More to the pointā¦ how will hold up being dunked into a steaming cup of tea.!
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In general, chocolate covered biscuits are not ideal for dunking, and jaffa cakes are far too spongy which can lead to messy outcomes.
Jaffa cakes are a favorite of dope smokers, being very sweet and requiring little chewing.
The plain chocolate digestive is the king of biscuits and does not require any modification as it is quite perfect as it is.
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Sounds really tough, walshy. I speak to men going through versions of what youāve described quite regularly - coming to terms with the uncertainty can really be liberating. Try some new things, revisit those things youāve always fancied and invest in yourself and youāll likely find yourself looking back in a few years feeling life has worked out even better than youād hoped. The good habits - self care (exercise, healtyh eating and sleep), prioritising social connections and personally stimulating and enriching activities (hobbies, volunteering, time spent in a personally meaningful way) - you build and maintain now are the key to a happy and contented old age.
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The one who avoids the camera, is avoiding the tomorrow. Something along that line.
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Take care of yourself dudeā¦with a transfer window just around the corner, we need you up and about.
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As the football season is coming to a close, we could have a caption competition with this brilliant picture of one of our ownā¦
Okies then I will start it offā¦
āMan Arrested for Parading Naked From the Waist Downā¦ā
:0)
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Brutal 
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