Or my flip flop is rubbing uncomfortably up the crack of my arse
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In NZ a thong/flip-flop is called a jandal.
I used to knock around with a Kiwi named Steve when I was living in Seoul and he used to tell us this story about his trip to Bali with a Canadian mate of his.
Kiwi Steve almost lost control of his scooter/moped thingy when his jandal slipped off and got caught somewhere.
You need to do the thick North American accent.
Canadian: āBro, what happened?ā
Kiwi Steve: āBloody hell. Nearly lost it when me jandal got stuck.ā
Canadian: āYour what??!?!?! No way!!!ā
Kiwi Steve: āMe jandal. My thong. It slipped off and got stuck.ā
Canadian: āDudeā¦I thought you said your genitals got stuck.ā
Cultural learnings.
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Appreciate the warning! Kiwis are the gateway drug that soften you up and, before you realise it, you end up living in blighty. Thanks thatās a teachable moment for my kids 
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Never fear @gasband, Vegemite to the rescue.. 
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Im pretty sure this is a Rand Peltzer invention
https://x.com/ritwikpavan/status/2082973155338113450?s=20
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I really donāt understand Vinted. How come people are selling ābrand new with tagsā gear for ridiculously low prices..if you buy stuff that doesnāt fit you can take it back or is a lot of it shoplifted.
I was recently looking at a Regatta parka type coat. This retails for Ā£80. Ā£5 on Vinted. 
If someone has nicked it then it is a bit risky for just a fiver return.
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Iāve bought a couple of cycling jerseys on there. Iām not complaining.
Take it that makes them recycled?
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I got banned for a few days on vinted as they thought i was selling fake adidas trainers.
Listed the same trainers on the wifes vinted acoount and there wasnt a problem,
Sold them within a day!
What I didnāt know is that thereās a massive market in second hand running shoes. A guy I work with is well into it. Anything that doesnāt fit right, or he doesnāt like, gets jet washed and sold on Vinted.
Then heās also running all his email addresses using a free unconditional return that Adidas and Brooks offer.
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I have a dilemma.
There is a strict bag policy at Anfield for the pre-season game on saturday.
I can take only A5 size bag.
I canāt fit all my stuff in A5 bag. I can fit it in A4 size. I used to take a small rucksack.
Are the security guys very strict on bags?
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Phone
Keys
Money/bank card
Why a bag?
Try to find a very fat one 
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Honestly though bag restrictions can be a pain. I need to carry extra stuff for my diabetes for example which means a larger bag than most I also like one that I can carry like a ruck sac.
Improvise with baggy clothes and massive pockets.
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Dane,
I need my tissues, paracetamol, axe brand Chinese oil, hand moisturiser, a pen, reading glasses, scrap paper, snacks, bottle of water, somewhere to put my foldable hat as well as phone and house keys.
If it rains, my foldable mac or I bring an umbrella.
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I might have to do that, wear clothes with pockets, like cargo trousers and cardigan with pockets. I might wear that money belt that is hidden beneath the teashirt and trousers
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I take less than that on holiday
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You need a poachers coat @Maria :0)
If I was local at the weekend I would meet up and guide you inā¦ but as you might know, spend majority of my time living on the Black Isle Peninsular in the Scottish Highlandsā¦
Maybe think about taking an A5 carrier bag (which can be quite deep)ā¦ put all your your goodies in, and put another bag folded up inside itā¦ Once inside, transfer them to the bigger bagā¦
PS. You might have to leave your āJURGEN IS A GODā full-size banner for another day Maria :0)
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Wear the foldable hat and mac through security but include a foldable bigger bag. Once through security decant into bigger bag and take off hat and mac. 
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I am leaving behind my little flask of tea as well and my mini makeup kit
I havenāt even done the LFC shopping yet.
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