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Having a colonoscopy tomorrow. Just started the heavy prep kit so the next 18 hours will be “interesting”.

Now on liquid only for a day but one option is coffee with no milk - just to continue the coffee theme of this thread. No complaints, got the sugar out of the coffee years ago and can give or take milk. It can be done.

Need to take the last super lax just around kick off v city. Good timing.

Now gotta stop typing and hit the loo ffs.

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Good luck. I had one a couple of weeks ago. I’ve got a thing called diverticulitis, but otherwise ok.
Keep drinking water and stay near the loo.

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Sorry are colonoscopies trending with Aussies or something? New marketing slogan for Scotty Morrison: “Explore the down under, down under”

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It’s because they’re full of s…

‘scotty morrison’???

sorry, what?

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You prefer ‘Scomo’ BJ?

Down here everyone over age 50 gets a free bowel screening kit sent every 2 years. So when I did get around to it I “failed”. Send to the gastroenterologist for next steps which is a colonoscopy.

Good Govt move whoever initiated it. Otherwise men in particular may not bother until it’s too late. Down under here we go. Wish it would hurry up I’m getting hungry.

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Yeah, it’s a good system. I hope the ‘failure’ was nothing serious.

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For once I agree with Bekloppt

Huh? When have you ever disagreed with my learned and erudite point of view?

Shortage then, due to rationing?!

Edit: @Bekloppt got in there first

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Been milk and sugar free in beverages for years. I make up for it with a biscuit problem. Must sort that.

However, i’m absolutely shocked that the Canadian Contingent hasn’t waded in with maple syrup yet. That shit works but probably not great withba diabetes risk.

A further suggestion is a turmeric latte but you need Canada juice in that.

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I’m pointing out appropriation.

Exactly

Cody fucking Gakpo.

Eat shit pep

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Keh?

Missed todays game as i have been busy preparing Canadian secondary citizen status.

I also like maple syrup.

I can then talk about Canadian infrastructure at every opportunity.



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Hello everyone…need your help…anyone flown from Luton Airport…using booking details on a mobile phone…

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Guessing you now the agent pickolax story?