Yes, but how many have gained superpowers and become crime fighters?
This reminds me of the shark and the coconut. Fewer than 10 worldwide deaths from sharks, per annum. But some people stay out of the water and play it safe, resting under a coconut tree⌠not realising there are about 150 worldwide deaths from falling coconuts!
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I donât think coconuts are animals. I can not imagine them thinking âoh yes, Iâm going to clobber him/herâ.
Thatâs just down to peopleâs stupidity.
Excellent news, mate. Congratulations! 
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Good to hear you are cancer free @Rooster it puts all this into perspective really and we still won a title regardless of how crap we are currently.
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You saying we shouldnât go near Horses eithier?
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Do you happen to know how many horse-related deaths there have been in the same period?
Fab news on your front pal, just need Liverpool to be loss free
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Bought a snazzy air fryerâŚ
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Best gadgets ever for lazy cunts like moi.
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Great news.
Onwards and upwards 
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Thanks everyone much appreciated.
Now to get on with things starting with Liverpool FC.
But I will as usual tiptoe into the match thread tomorrow. Emotions can sway a little.
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Yeah I have an excuse in a share house but yeah I think itâs going game change for me
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Itâs >1
Definitely >250 this century so far.
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Thank you @Bekloppt. At least ten a year.
I read somewhere recently that cows cause even more human deaths than horses.
Between 2010 and 2023 there were 78 livestock-related fatal injuries in Great Britain. All involved bovids, 97.4% (95% CI 91.0-99.7, n=76) of fatalities involved domestic cattle, whilst the other two deaths involved water buffalo.
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Just saw your good news. Congratulations!So glad for you. Stay blessed and do the things you always wanted to do but never had the time to do it.
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Just had a message from one of our customers in Cologne. They cancelled our meeting because they uncovered an unexploded bomb.
Given that my grandfather was an RAF pilot, Iâll keep my gob shut.
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Happens all the time here. Iâve been âevacuatedâ 3 times because of discovered bombs or similar. Itâs kind of funny when people from the countryside move here and get all excited, while the locals just shrug, ah, another one.
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There was one near my mother-in-lawâs flat in Lingen a few years ago. They had a âcontrolled detonationâ which left an enormous crater on the building site and completely took out the shop front below the flats.
She had big patio windows next to her balcony, which we thought would be in pieces, but they were fine. Just a couple of standing lamps in the flat had broken from the shockwave.
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