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A friend of mine called them leaches. It did not go down well at the dinner table.

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5229

As long as they’re not within earshot😏

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They were.

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What’s happening??

I’ll tell you what’s happening!! A bottle of kefir that had turned jizzed all over my arm at work and it’s all I can fucking smell.

FFS

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5232

You have to open that kefirly…

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Now you know how my wife feels

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5234

Outstanding work.

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(The embarrassing thing is, I did actually try to do it carefully…)

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Kefir? You’re sticking to that story?

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So this kefir stuff is babies vomit :face_vomiting::nauseated_face:.
I remember my kids burning on my shoulder and spending the rest of the day wondering what that awful smell was following me around.
Why would anyone even want open a bottle of such foul stuff let alone drink it?

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I had to google that. Sounds revolting. You have my sympathies.

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Horrible for you and your father. It sounds like the care he received was fairly standard, unfortunately post surgery complications are very common for those with dementia and the health system would need to be restructured to channel additional resources to provide the extra additional care that these patients deserve to ensure these are caught immediately. In understaffed wards with inexperienced/disempowered health professionals, patient feedback is relief upon to catch some of this stuff.

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With Irish ancestry (who said the Irish can’t swim to save themselves) :joy:

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Crumbles? Never heard of them but now that you’ve posted the picture I want one too! I was sitting here drinking black tea with some almonds feeling happy and now I’m jealous…

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Absolutely. Worse is they hired them so the hiring place could have given some better guidance - and also seemed completely Stumm to their failure to be returned. Think that business should rethink it’s processes

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Magnus I think you fail to understand how these situations develop, the kind of body of water we’re talking about and the decision making process. Obviously it was a mistake in retrospect to be in the water but she was not well placed to make that decision it seems (she hired the gear for 2 hrs). The key thing here is thar the experts (from search and rescue through to outside experts) all feel that her calm decision making (alongside her 13 yo) were crucial to their survival. As @SBYM sagely said*, you’ve had a mare, mate.

  • Think that’s the first time those three words have ever been seen together.
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I’d say go for it. I’ve got 3 aged from 11 to almost 9 and they are wonderful. Also you wouldn’t be making the fatal mistake of @SBYM of letting them have pineapple on their pizzas. Fatal parenting error.

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Blame @Maria, not me :joy:

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Thanks, unfortunately we’re still not out of the woods. He got over the infection but he is still not eating. Despite asking for help on this, all we got was a dietician giving some milk shakes.

They transferred him to a more local hospital last Monday (fun and games that was) but the staff there immediately picked up on throat issues and the not eating thing. Extremely concerned and should not have been transferred. Drinks appear to go town his wind pipe.

So hopefully get some specialist help and go from there. Currently we’re not happy with how things went post the operation.

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You jizzed yourself at work?

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