What's happening?

[peterroberts]

My 85yr old Mother in Wales had her cataract operation yesterday. Waiting time : 2yrs 5mths.

My 79yr old Aunt-in-law in France had hers last year. Waiting time: 6 weeks.

[aussielad]

@dalglish

@SBYM

They’re little cunts and I haven’t had a good night’s sleep in 7 years

I’d say go for it. I’ve got 3 aged from 11 to almost 9 and they are wonderful. Also you wouldn’t be making the fatal mistake of having mini @SBYM’s. Fatal parenting error.

Fixed

[SBYM]

Activa strawberry kefir.

Bloody delicious and keeps me nice and regular.

[Maria]

They’re in Sainsburys and Morrison I think. You won’t regret it.

I love our biscuits. I need a biscuit usually. Since, i have to watch my cholesterol. It is Rich tea and malt milk biscuits nowadays. I deviate on occasions.

I do

[RedSeven]

With butter?

[dalglish]

Neither are down under (sadly?). You know how it is Maria, when you have a quiet moment with a cup of tea and then see a nice looking biccy and think yum, I need that. Large part of the reason I ensure we never have biscuits in the house.

[mattyhurst]

Usually there is something that gives me comfort whether that be life, work, politics or football.

But they are all a utter shitehole at the moment, Berlin in March can’t come soon enough.

[Iftikhar]

We go to vote tomorrow. First credible vote in a generation.

[mattyhurst]

Your constituency seems rather large

[Bekloppt]

The area marked in red is Ifti’s estate.

Good luck @Iftikhar I hope your country’s fortunes improve

[RedOverTheWater]

Best of luck @Iftikhar.

[Iftikhar]

My first vote since 2008.

@mattyhurst It’s pretty large actually, over 400,000 voters.

@Bekloppt @RedOverTheWater Thanks mates, it means a lot.

[mattyhurst]

I was joking, I am unaware of your country.

[Maria]

We have Tam Tams here too. Our Antipodean colleagues used to bring them over from their annual visits back home.

[Basankayis]

@Maria

We have Tam Tams here too. Our Antipodean colleagues used to bring them over from their annual visits back home.

Ever do the Tim Tam Slam?

How to Do the Tim Tam Slam

[dalglish]

Never understood the attraction of Tim Tams - always thought they were to sweet and preferred Penguins when I was younger and now something properly chocolate like 85% cocoa.

[gasband]

Hey Ifti

5 ESSENTIAL TIPS FOR SOFTER, SMOOTHER HANDS

[DrDamn]

When buying Tim Tams at local Tesco recently the person at the checkout was very excited to share the new idea which was from the US and all over TikTok. I tried, in vane, to explain it was Australian (like Tim Tams) and had been around for years.

I’d add a flip to the technique - i.e. when ready to shove in your cake-hole flip the biscuit over to help with liquid retention.

[Flobs]

@DrDamn

add a flip to the technique - i.e. when ready to shove in your cake-hole flip the biscuit over to help with liquid retention.

Sounds like some sort of perversion .

[Commando]

I do this with a chocolate digestive finger. It’s lovely.