meanwhile in the canteen ronaldo requests that someone passes him the salt… Ronaldo takes offence at their inability to pass him the salt and asks to be transferred to a different canteen.
Not getting this…
League table.
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Nahhh…
Ronaldo just stands in the canteen hands on his hips,
Waiting for it to be served on a plate for him as per
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When you’re being rejected by Veronique Rabiot, you know you’re in for a rough season.
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Have faith in the Glazers.
Also
Live in hope he’s back on the weed.
Hopefully in the same way that he was buying Twitter, i.e. announces that he’s buying it, starts the process rolling, has second thoughts, pulls out and pisses them off royally.
If this actually happened then I don’t think it would make much difference to Utd’s problems. It’s not as if they haven’t had money to spend. Their problem has been having so much money to spend that they splash it out thoughtlessly on over-rated PL players (Maguire, Wan=Bissaka etc.) and on the latest over-the-hill super-ego who’s looking for a final big pay-day.
United having an owner who will actually shake things up is bad enough but I LIKE Musk 
It has reached silly season now.
Musk would suit them, a massive turd joining a toilet full.
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Didnt he make money jacking the share price up? As he already owned shares in it.
He is using this opportunity to make more money.
Watch manu fans get hooked into the idea, celebrate like they won a quadruple for a month or 2 and then start crying once Musk announces that he is not going to buy.
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Elon Musk is going to pay them with Dogecoin.
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@Klopptimist will be disappointed, I’m sure.
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Always thought Musk was a shit stirring cunt. I suspect he is probably just winding scum fans up. But if he does go ahead and but them then it is just confirmation to me that he is the cuntiest of cunts
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Actually, that’s a good thing for them.
except they are apparently now looking at Casemiro according to Marca 