Imagine building around Amorim’s formation, which then doesn’t work out. Can’t wait.
Goldbridge earlier said “as much bounce as a fuckin bowling ball!”
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He does come out with some pearlers
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The new manager has bounced them from 13th to 14th
When the new manager bounce
Ends up in a trounce
That’s Amorim
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All jokes apart, if they lose another two and the surrounding teams win, fat Sam could be in with a fresh new rescue mission.
That would be the greatest thing in history.
How long before they turn on him? Bested by Wolves with a £30bn squad. Pull the trigger, joy unparalleled 
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Beat me to it.
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In fairness, when those cunts were winning the league every other year I felt the same way
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I keep seeing top players linked with Man U, i.e Alphonso Davies, why would anyone go there, apart from money
By chance, were there any Manchester United fans spotted in Wuhan, around December 2019?
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They can keep blaming players, owners, manager everyone, but one their biggest problem are the fans themselves. Bunch of entitled pricks who feel Mancheeesteer Unnnaited are the biggest club in the world and everything should fall in place for them immediately. Every second page in CAF has a reference to SAF. Then you have the ex players who are as entitled and think this is still 1999. Fcking move on.
You have won shit in 10+ years. You’ll probably not win anything for a few more and rebuild requires patience. SAF was the reason you were left in such a disaster of a squad and your ex players like Neville who has been on of the worst manager Europe has seen who are allowed to build the narrative for the fans as pundits. They’ll never accept that times have changed and they need to adapt.
Good for us though. Long may it continue.
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I don’t want them to lose that much. I need some cheeky wins to keep up the delusion. At this rate, they’ll realize how bad they are and be willing to rebuild the entire squad. I need Granacho, Amad Mainoo, etc., to score crazy goals monthly, so United keeps rewarding them like they did with Rashford.
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They will probably be going out of the FA cup on the 12th Jan :0)
Yeah, it felt like it would never end. I’m still in disbelief that it’s been eleven years since they last won the title, and if they win their next one in fifty years, it will still be too soon from my perspective. This won’t last forever, so I’ll do my best to enjoy it, even cautiously.
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ManU are totally f*****
- They have a lousy squad
- With players who have lousy attitudes
- Who are dramatically overpaid
- With a manager completely ill-suited for his style of play
- And sh!t owners
I don’t believe Amorim will last longer than 18 months
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They remind me of what happened to Hamburg and Schalke which ends up in getting relegated and then struggling to get back to the top flight for several years.
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Said to my lad in 2013 when Taggart retired, there’s a whole generation of Man Utd fans who’ve known nothing but success, and a whole generation of Liverpool fans who’ve never seen a league title win.
That’s going to be reversed.
So here we are, half way through a generation, and these cunts are further away from winning the league than they were in 2014.
Assuming a generation is 25 years, and not 4 days as decided in Scotland in 2014
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https://x.com/TelegraphDucker/status/1872581420226695536
You know it’s bad when the mighty Duck starts digging out stats like this one…
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Friend who is diehard United fan sent me this- “Coach is the last issue we have. He’ll get to where he wants to be but most of those players won’t. Some have ability but none bar one or two have the mentality”
Let’s say he’s right. Where do they even start? You can carry 1 or 2 players who don’t have the best attitude, but an entire squad!?
Combined with financial restrictions, crumbling stadium and entitled fans. It’s hard to see any way out for them for at least another decade
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