When the shit hits the fan, and they've got the wrong man, that's Scamorim! (Part 3)

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What an insult to Leyton Orient

Apparently Amorin has managed to get the plug pulled on plans for Utd to be the focus of the next season of Amazon’s All or Nothing Documentary series. This is obviously the right decision for Utd, but jesus fucking christ, what sort of shit show are they running over there to even get to the point of considering this seriously enough, at this moment in time, that the plug had to pulled?

Every time they make a statement about a new direction and having addressed their back room issues they show themselves to be fucking morons.

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It’s glorious isn’t it.

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You also have to wonder how fucked things are behind the scenes for a club laying off workers left and right and stopping charity payments in their efforts to save a buck, to turn down the millions of pounds they’d have earned from doing the doc and for that to be the wiser course of action.

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United are still getting the Amazon money - it’s just been decided that instead of showing the footage as part of All or Nothing they would be a better fit for the next series of Clarksons Farm achieving diddly squat.

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Yeah, Old Toilet, would be have better use a grazing land, than a footy pitch and there are plenty of donkeys there that need some land to graze on.

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Quality rant…he’s been down the boozer.

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I see they are still signing Mbueno… Last time I read about that I hadn’t gone Berlin 4 weeks back.

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Apparently Garnacho is back in training with the team.

Time heals all wounds.

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What is worse that having a vibe ruining dickhead in your squad? Having the manager make a point of trying to get rid of him, calling him out in front of the rest of the squad to tell him to work on finding himself a new club, only to then not be able to shift him and have the manager’s credibility with the rest of the players shot when he comes back

:heart_eyes:

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How brilliant would it be if we signed Mbuemo at this point?

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I’d bloody love it if we did that. Bloody love it.

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ā€œThis is the prat walking around in a Villa shirtā€

I quite like this Goldbridge dude.

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Madness.

How good is a cod and chips after a few beers??

And like every good rant, signs off with a ā€œgame’s goneā€. Genius.

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KY Jelly should sponsor us because we are lubing ourselves (sp)

BWAHAHAHHAHAH.

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And he is a decent player.
Would be better with us.

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Would make a quality addition. The Afcon does put a damper though.

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I was listening to a conversation this week mitigating concerns about Utd failing to get rid of their unwanted players by putting it in the historical context that (me badly remembering the stat so dont @ me if this is not 100% right) it’s been over 10 years since Utd managed to sell a first team player by this time in the summer, and he was some no name player that if I gave you his name I doubt anyone here could pick out of a line up.

It took them about 10 minutes of batting that idea around to raise the possibility that maybe this means Utd are just historically shit at offloading players.

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Onana has hurt his hamstring and is expected to be out for 2 month, at least until after the window shuts. This will hurt their prospects of shifting him and could result in them starting the season with the same options they had last year

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