Alexander Isak (CF) Newcastle

We might miss out on a few signings. We might not keep some existing signings as well. But at the end of, people know what it means when they sign for liverpool.

The message from the PIF:

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He’ll be a Liverpool player by Friday.

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Isak is homeless cannot possibly be true.

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Which one? :eyes:

Isak was right for wanting to get the fuck out of this shithole club

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The strikers Newcastle are looking for are sadly for them all with us :wink:

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We should put in a cheeky bid for Ousula tomorrow

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By the looking at those 2 Newcastle officials it is easy to say that they would rather die than sell us Isak. :see_no_evil_monkey:

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Talk about failing upwards…

Signed poster of Rio and a bag of Malteasers

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https://x.com/CraigHope_DM/status/1960087874646499720

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Firstly why are they doing that, can they not meet him in the office?

Secondary consider the length of any high up in FSG to this bloke…

There was more public knowledge of the Stasi.

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Offer them a six pack and some fried chicken

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I just feel this wont happen now.

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Yeah I don’t actually think he will ever be a Liverpool player.

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All he has to do is blame his agent and go crawling back and everything will be forgotten. He’ll be the prodigal son.

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Yup I think I said further up, don’t underestimate the hypocrisy of the football fan.

Anyhow happy he didn’t play against us. Personally the owner and his lot coming around to my house I’d call the police.

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Check the drains at Isak’s place :face_with_peeking_eye:

Has he been seen since their ‘cordial’ visit?

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https://x.com/JacobsBen/status/1960109411210305972

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