Let’s all play a little game of who’s got the biggest cock.
Luke Edwards is automatically disqualified as we all know he has the smallest.
Indy is in the lead.
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Wolf castle might want to look at Wissa situation and fuck off.
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Nah it’s just good old fashioned Geordie charm when Gordon and Wissa go on strike for a move.
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Oh he writes for the Torygraph…
Makes sense. Their opinion piece headlines look like a generator has thought up the most ridiculous thing and produced it.
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The carrier pigeon has arrived…
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The fat lady has started clearing her throat.
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I do think it is funny that they keep describing us as rivals.
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To be fair, Howe has tried to be optimistic but realistic and it is just everyone around Newcastle who have been jumping around making an idiot of themselves.
I’m not a fan of his, or his style of play… but yhere are plenty worse.
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Apologies if this has been brought up as I’m only catching up on all of tonight’s posts now.
Wasn’t this the guy who was having a go at a Liverpool fan site on X last week and clearly stated that they should show their faces when the transfer window ended so he could laugh at the fact that Isak was never going to be sold to us?
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He said he had taken names so he could cash in those receipts when it was all over. This guys is a professional journo 
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it will be such a joy when podcasters and youtubers wake up to this news… my goodness!!
Any of us could do just as good a job as his ‘journalism’ if we got 100 people in here to write down the name of a player they liked, then write down the names of the bigger clubs in Europe and then also write down a few dozen different transfer fees.
Put each set into a hat, pick one out of each hat at random and then run with that story.
So it’s Yamal going to Basle for €34.8 million and I’m getting my Mummy to make a list of all you bad, mean people who disagree with me.
Taking names and kicking ars…
Oh wait…
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So we’ve replaced Diaz and Nunez with Ekitike and Isak! That is just unbelievable bits of business from the club.
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Solidarity payments in football are a mandatory fee, under FIFA regulations, of up to 5% of a player’s transfer fee, paid to clubs that were involved in the player’s development between the ages of 12 and 23. These payments aim to recognize and compensate clubs for their role in nurturing talent, distributing the funds among all clubs that registered the player during this crucial developmental period.