If only that was true - it was “reported” from an account that posts made up stories - because it’s absolutely hilarious.
Sesko to united then.
Really cant see isak coming here now.
No way newcastle sell him so it would leave them with only 2 forwards on their books.

Make the call Eddie
Why not we sold Diaz with no replacement and looks like Nunez is off too without a replacement yet.
Is it too much to hope that the reason he’s turning down CL football in favour of joining the football equivalent of a clown car is because he has moral objections to joining a Saudi-run project?
If not, I don’t really get it.
Striker wants Newcastle.
Oh how the Yanited have fallen. Oh sorry, read that wrong.
Hope he flunks there big time.
United can pay salaries that sandcastle can’t.
Worst case , he fucks off after 2 years to Saudi.
We sold Diaz who’s the second option on the left sided attacker role.
We’ve got Gakpo as the first option and as it stands now Chiesa , Rio , Wirtz who can be used there. Even Ekitike does seem to favour the left hand side more from what little we’ve seen him.
I don’t necessarily think we need to replace Diaz. We need to replace Nunez in addition to Ekitike coming in for Jota.
Whether we get Isak or not , I personally think we will. Irrespective of whether Newcastle get another striker.
You’re probably right. Chasing those desperation dollars.
And there’s a way to get out of United. People have managed to get out of United and thrive… Even an Antony.
With how sandcastle is standing firm on the valuation for Isak , there might be hesitancy for players when they need to make a decision on whether to sign for that club.
All these are elite sportsmen , the 1% among the 1% among the 1%. They’d like to have their future in somewhat their control.
We probably had one too many anyhow. Especially considering Dom, Wirtz and Chiesa. Ekitike covers one departure and I think the others cover the gap left by Jota so you are probably one short.
Saying that there isn’t much to cover in terms of Nunez output last season.
Yes.
I still say save the money, keep Nunez and sign CB or Wharton or both.
Nunez about to sign for a Saudi club.
I don’t see scoring goals as a major weekness in this team, so I agree with the sentiment of save the money and dig deep for a CB. Even Nunez is starting to click.
Goals is one thing, there’s also depth. It wouldn’t be clever to go too short compared to last summer.
I have always wondered if players on that type of trajectory worry about signing for clubs that have shown to be hesitant to sell star players.
Exclusive detail: Can reveal that the striker has been told to report on his own to the training ground — after the rest of the players and their families have left.
Eddie Howe has arranged a family day/gathering for players and their partners/children this lunchtime
Isak was’nt invited to that family and friends event.
https://x.com/SkySports_Keith/status/1953058526420517273
https://x.com/sharma__awnish/status/1953069293454713116
I’m a believer that we were a little front heavy last season, and part of that was the club accounting for Jota to be absent for 1/3 to a 1/2 a season each year through injury. We have had 1 too many forwards IMO and it’s why we couldn’t really share around those minutes for the 3 positions available.
Looking at our list, seeing Ekitike in and Rio doing well pre-season, on the face of it, with Nunez very likely leaving and making assumptions that Chiesa might stick around, it might look like we hit the 5 players for 3 positions that I would ideally like to see. But I think it’s more like 4 1/2 knowing that Rio is still very young.
I think I’ve been proven wrong in believing Flo would play mostly as a false 9 as that’s not how Slot has utilised him preseason, so I would more count him as replacing Elliott (even if Elliott barely had minutes) than being an addition up forward.
I really think with what we have now, we don’t have a real quality option off the bench, so I think we are still short of a top player. We managed so well last season with bringing players off the bench to finish a team. Regardless of pressing needs in defence, we can’t go into this season relying on Rio being the first change firepower off the bench.
Keep: Salah, Gakpo, Chiesa
In: Ekitike, +1 (Isak), Rio (?)
Departed: Diaz, Jota, Nunez
