Alexander Isak (CF) Newcastle

yes, it must be their mum’s buying their clothes and cars.


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Not sure if you’re joking but just in case you’re not, it was Stevie.

Yes you’re right, but another player before him got that treatment as well. Can’t remember… was it Torres? Or Mascherano?

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Both players came after Steve’s flirtation with Chelsea and subsequent shirt burning,but don’t remember either having their shirt burned. Could be wrong though.

Neither did

Newcastle such a well “oiled” machine left Matt Target in Hong kong and they wonder why Isak wants away.

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Nearly…

I’m nearly sleeping with Dom S.

The fact I’m not has some small practicalities but….

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Journalists realizing Target is stuck in Hong Kong…

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If only that was true - it was “reported” from an account that posts made up stories - because it’s absolutely hilarious.

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Sesko to united then.

Really cant see isak coming here now.
No way newcastle sell him so it would leave them with only 2 forwards on their books.


Make the call Eddie

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Why not we sold Diaz with no replacement and looks like Nunez is off too without a replacement yet.

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They’ve shat the bed again

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Is it too much to hope that the reason he’s turning down CL football in favour of joining the football equivalent of a clown car is because he has moral objections to joining a Saudi-run project?

If not, I don’t really get it.

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Striker wants Newcastle.

Oh how the Yanited have fallen. Oh sorry, read that wrong.

Hope he flunks there big time.

United can pay salaries that sandcastle can’t.

Worst case , he fucks off after 2 years to Saudi.

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We sold Diaz who’s the second option on the left sided attacker role.

We’ve got Gakpo as the first option and as it stands now Chiesa , Rio , Wirtz who can be used there. Even Ekitike does seem to favour the left hand side more from what little we’ve seen him.

I don’t necessarily think we need to replace Diaz. We need to replace Nunez in addition to Ekitike coming in for Jota.

Whether we get Isak or not , I personally think we will. Irrespective of whether Newcastle get another striker.

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You’re probably right. Chasing those desperation dollars.

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And there’s a way to get out of United. People have managed to get out of United and thrive… Even an Antony.

With how sandcastle is standing firm on the valuation for Isak , there might be hesitancy for players when they need to make a decision on whether to sign for that club.

All these are elite sportsmen , the 1% among the 1% among the 1%. They’d like to have their future in somewhat their control.

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We probably had one too many anyhow. Especially considering Dom, Wirtz and Chiesa. Ekitike covers one departure and I think the others cover the gap left by Jota so you are probably one short.

Saying that there isn’t much to cover in terms of Nunez output last season.

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